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"Welcome to the I.V. league."
Tags:iv drip, iv drips, i.v. drip, i'v' drips, university, universities, top university, top universities, good university, good universities, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., hospital, hospitals, nurse, welcome, welcomes, medical equipment, drip, drips, hospital drip, hospital drips, intravenous therapy
'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'
Medical Equipment profit chart.
'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'
Discount Medical Suppliers
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OBSOLETE: Any really expensive state of the art equipment you bought last year.
'Purchasing this device will help us to raise the capital to develop a really useful device.'
'First, we're going to run some tests to help pay off the machine,'
"Guess what face I'm making now."
'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'
'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'
"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"
Tags:mumbo jumbo, pianist, pianists, headless, disembody, disembodied, injury, injuries, injured, bedside manner, hopeless, lost cause, lost causes, hopelessness, optimist, optimists, optimistic, life support, kept alive, head, heads, medical equipment, operation, operations, accident, accidents, nasty accident, nasty accidents, musician, musicians
These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.
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"I'm telling you, these Sales Reps get more aggressive every year."
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"Magic wand, stat!"
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'All this cutting edge diagnostic imaging equipment and we still can't see through all of these new ACA requirements!'
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
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Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'
Operating room attendent explaining 'And this one is wired directly to his lawyer...'
As soon as we find as place to put this outdated medical equipment, you should be feeling better."
"The defibrillator's not for pressing panini."
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'Wait until he finds out she's not an oral thermometer...ewww...too late.'
"Get some paddles, stat!"
"We'll proceed as soon as I locate the patient."