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'Anyway, to make a long story short, the medical examiner who performed your autopsy was fired.'
"Yep, I'm pretty sure curiosity was involved."
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'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'
" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"
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"Enough Trump talk. Let's get back to something less depressing."
"Man, Clowns really creep me out. . ."
"My question is for the medical examiner."
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"Everyone who comes in here has the same condition..a STIFF neck, back, and shoulders...coincidence?"
'At least he died with a smile on his face.'
"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."
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"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."
"Call the morgue, let's see if they do carrion out."
'TAG!! You're it!!'
"Hello dear, listen, I'll be home early..."
'Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!'
'I told you Tom don't use this as a shortcut! The patients think they're being left here!'
"Well, he certainly lived life everyday like it was his last."
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'He didn't have any alcohol in his system when he crashed his car, but he didn't have any glucose either.'
"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."
"If they have to use dental records to identify a body, how do they know which dentist to ask?"
'This is to make sure no one is faking it.'