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'Your insurance only covered the removal of the damaged organ...you'll have to put the transplant in yourself.'
'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'
'Here he comes to save the day. . .'
'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'
"You gave us quite a scare there Mr. Edwards! We thought we lost your credit card information."
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Bad Valentines Cards
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'...by doubling up on patients in the MRI, we're able to cut costs in half...'
Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."
'You've only got a few days left to use up your healthcare benefits for the year. I'm going to call to see if I can get you in for a colonoscopy.'
Tags:colonoscopy, colonoscopies, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, line, lines, cable, cables, wire, wires, health insurance, medical insurance, health cover, medical cover, appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, benefit, benefits, husband, husbands, wife, wives, hospitals, real life adventures
Take one Per Day as Affordable.
'Looks like your medical insurance does not cover pre-existing organs.'
"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
Tags:storks, stork, babies, baby, new born babies, new born baby, congratulations, birth, birthday, deliveries, delivery, flies, fly, insect, insects, incompetence, compensation, swallowed a fly, swallow, malpractice, medical malpractice, medical insurance, obstetrics, obstetricians, obstetrician, deliveryman, delivery men
'If you feel Obamacare doesn't go far enough, we can send you to Canada to see how you like their healthcare.'
'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'
'Is he well enough to look at his hospital bill, doctor?'
'Just so you know, a broken wrist caused by punching your doctor in the eye is NOT covered by your insurance!'
'The Electronic Health Records software works very well. I entered the patient's medications, vitals, and allergies. The software calculated the course of treatment, projected outcome, and anticipate insurance reimbursement.'
'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'
Paul Ryan, used health salesman
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High cost of health care.
'Give it to me straight, doc. If I outlive medicare, will I have to flee Canada?'
"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"I'm sorry, sir, but if you weren't wearing clean underwear we automatically deny your claim."
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