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9 out of 10 doctors recommend keeping their stethoscopes in the freezer.
'Sylvia? It's Allen. Listen, I accidentally left the shop with a knee ligament kit...Yeah, yeah, I know. I am an idiot. Anyway, could you send someone out pronto with the kit for rotator cuffs?'
'To be on the safe side, I always take the ambulance when I go on holiday.'
Accident waiting to happen.
'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'
Disabilities and Health & Safety
'I'm sorry, Maam, but medical science still has a lot to learn about missing arms.'
"Well, if an injection won't work, I'll need to use a lot of suppositories..."
Vet uses a hydraulic jack to treat an elephant.
'My new bag has a false bottom for money.'