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'Sure, we called for a second opinion. That was six months ago.'
"The doctor is ready to maltreat you now!"
"Sorry. I was listening to Car Talk during surgery."
Tags:radio, radios, radio show, radio shows, radio program, radio programs, surgery, surgeries, medical procedure, medical procedures, hospital, hospitals, medical malpractice, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, surgeon, surgeons, car enthusiast, ca enthusiasts, motor enthusiast, motor enthusiasts, operation, operations, surgical procedure, surgical procedures
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.
When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.
Tags:artificial intelligence, ai, a.i., robot, robots, robotics, automation, machines, machine learning, radiologist, medicine, radiology, radiologists, diagnostic imaging, diagnosis, rad, rads, rad tech, technology, healthcare, health care, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, lawsuits, sued, litigation, malpractice, complaints, patients, malpractice lawsuits
"I'm certain you're fine, but my attorney would like to see you naked."
Tags:medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, medical malpractice, malpractice, unprofessional, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
Unsubstantiated allegations to be kept on GP files.
'We live in a litigious society, you HAVE to take precautions when touching patients!'
"So your patient is suing you because he's become addicted to love under your care. How much 80's music do you play in your office?"
'Careful. I heard he was accused of maul-practice.'
"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."
'You didn't really need these, did you?'
"To avoid malpractice claims, my colleague, Dr. Hand, will do the diagnosing."
'Well, the knee replacement surgery went fantastic...but, we had no idea what you wanted to replace it with. So...we put in a lung.'
"So I took a little nap - what kind of malpractice is taking a little nap?"
Tags:psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, mental state, mental states, mental illness, patient, patients, medical malpractice, malpractice, malpractice lawsuit, malpractice lawsuits, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, unprofessional, unprofessional behaviour, unprofessional behavior
"Before we start, I think you should know that I'm really not prepared for this operation. I mean, I just couldn't find any time to practice this week."
Tags:rehearsal, rehearsals, operation, operations, surgeons, surgeon, medical malpractice, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, practice, practices, operation, operations, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters, patient, patients, nerves, nervous, nervousness
'Standard release form - in case anything goes wrong during the delivery.'
"Try another site. There must be some information about this kind of operation."
"You'll be glad to know that Dr. Mickelbar is attempting a comeback today."
"Well it didn't work, so now we'll try it your way."
Tags:operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters, surgical procedure, surgical procedures, innovator, innovators, innovation, innovations, experimental, patient, patients, hospital, hospitals, patient care, medical malpractice, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits
"Assisting me with this delicate procedure is Dr. Warren. He's one of the top specialists in avoiding malpractice suits."
Tags:medical malpractice, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation, litigations, litigating, medical lawsuit, medical lawsuits, malpractice, compensation society, sue, sued, suing, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, patient, patients, operation, operations, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys
"Talk to Freddy. He handles my malpractice suits."
"Six beers for the transplant surgeons, please!"
"...just relax we will both pretend that I am a qualified dental professional and not some bitter medical school flunkie with a stolen lab coat...."