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'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'
Tags:halloween, monster, holidays, monsters, frankenstein, ghosts, dracula, vampire, vampires, count dracula, diagnostic imaging, mri, mri scan, mri scans, x-ray, x-rays, xray, xrays, scanning, medical office, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical staff, customer service, problem patients, health care, healthcare
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
Tags:medical staff, patient, patients, shorthanded, short-handed, office temps, temp workers, temp worker, temporary worker, temporary workers, overworked, staffing shortage, doctors shortage, nurse shortage, doctor shortage, medical professional, medic, medics, understaffed, under staffed, hiring, jobs, open positions, medical office, healthcare
'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'
Tags:mr imaging, mri images, mri imaging, mri scanners, mri scan, mri scans, x-ray, x-rays, ct scans, diagnostic imaging, medical imaging, art, artists, art painters, fine art painters, painting canvas, artist easel, craftsman, craftsmen, old equipment, outdated equipment, medical equipment, healthcare, health care, medical office, customer service, patients, patient records, slow processing, slow processing time, slow processing times, impatient, impatience
"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"
Tags:diagnostic imaging, cat scan, mri, ct scan, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, xrays, medical office, medical staff, doctors, data storage, cloud.clouds, cloud network, cloud networks, the cloud, cloud storage, data network, data networks, sense of humour, sense of humor, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, radiologist, radiologists, nurse
"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"
Tags:medical app, medical apps, medical application, medical applications, medicines, prescription, prescriptions, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, medicine, doctor, doctors, physicians, medical office, doctors office, patients, patient portal, computers, computer networks, cloud medicine, online health, health networks, patient
'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, medicine, doctors office, doctor's office, doctors surgery, doctors' surgery, medical office, healthcare, health care, health insurance, insurance companies, bureaucracy, prior authorization, pre authorization, patients, patient, medical staff, medical practice, physician practice
"Don't worry- your patients' electronic records will be safe across your network. I'm using an encryption based on doctor handwriting legibility."
Tags:doctor, doctors, md, medical office, doctor's office, tech, tech support, networks, network security, computers, encryption, encruptions, medical records, digital records, emr, emr/ehr software, software, cloud, cloud technology, data, analytics, handwriting, legibility, handwritten, doctor stereotype, doctor stereotypes, internet security, computer security
"I don't remember. What did we use to look at in waiting rooms before we had these phones?"
These magazines are all current! You can tell he's fresh out of medical school.'
Radiology: 'Numbskull of the month' award.
Squirrel holding nuts at urologist office.
'So there's your second opinion.'
"It's Wednesday! The doctor-is-playing-golf!"
"You have to help me doctor. My husband just doesn't look at me the same way!"
Tags:eye doctor, eye doctors, optometrist, optometrists, optometry, ophthalmologist, ophthalmologists, ophthalmology, osteopathic doctor, osteopathic doctors, eye problem, eyesight, husbands, wives, eyes, eye problems, husband, wife, seeing someone, a different light, medical office, relationships, perspective, perspectives
'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'
'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'
"Don't tell me the doctor isn't available - I just hacked into his itinerary and I know that he has free time right now!"
'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'
Tags:art, sculpture garden, sculpture, sculptures, medicine, medical, medical office, diagnostic imaging, imaging equipment, outdated technologies, outdated tech, outdated technology, radiology, radiologists, rad tech, rads, doctors, physicians, healthcare, repurposed, repurposing, recycled, recycling
'Revenue's been up since we changed our WiFi policy around here.'
'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'