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"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
Skills and experience held back by bureaucracy and protocols.
"We WANT you to take power over your work...And THIS is how we want you to do it!"
'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'
'Nurse Ryder when was the last time you actually spoke to Mr. Wilson.'
'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'
The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'
'Correct! And without looking. You really are the best optician in the country.'
"You have what we in our profession call a Frozen Shoulder, Mister Saunders."
In the podiatrist's office.
'I do not think I'm a God. God like, yes. But not God.'
"I'm sorry, Mr. Wilkins, but now that you know I'm not a real doctor, I'm afraid I can't allow you to leave."
'We were playing doctor until she hit me with a malpractice suit!'
"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."
'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'
"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."
An Oncologist at work and on days off at home
"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"
'I do not think I'm God. God like, yes, but not God.'
"I don't need a union? If you don't mind, doctor, I'd like a second opinion!"
'But the uniform was the main reason I became a nurse in the first place.'
A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.
'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'
MD trash talk... "Your mama is so dumb, she doesn't know endopeptidase from endopericarditis."