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"Have you considered installing a dehumidifier?"
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Doctors without features.
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"Extend your big toe."
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"Thank You For Not Mentioning Dr. Oz."
Tags:doctor, doctors, physical, physical exam, check up, check-up, physicals, physical examination, check ups, check-ups, patient, patients, hypochondriac, hypochondria, tv, television, t v, consultant, medical professional, real doctor, fake doctor, fake doctors, media, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity doctor, celebrity doctors, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals
"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
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"It's a soul patch, but luckily we've caught it early."
Tags:soul patch, soul patches, facial hair, beard, beards, hair, out of style, not stylish, jazz dot, uncool, out of date, fashion, fashion police, diagnose, diagnosis, doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical professionals, medical professional, hospital, hospitals, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, doctor's office, doctor's offices, patient, patients, evaluation, trendy, trend setting, fashionable
"Let me through, I'm a pharmaceutical rep."
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'Looks like they're getting ready for the nurse's strike...'
"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."
Tags:overweight, relatable, relatability, doctor, doctors, nutritionist, nutritionists, medical professional, medical professionals, ideal weight, weight loss, diet, diets, dieting, weight gain, middle age, middle aged, beside manner, personal, preference, preferences, unhealthy, extra baggage, dietitian, dietitians, healthy eating, healthy living
"Now that you've taken all the drugs that start with 'A' I'd like to start you on the 'Bs'."
Tags:dentist, dentists, dentistry, nag, nags, nagging, brush, brushes, brushing, dental health, floss, flosses, flossing, checkup, checkups, dental hygiene, matrimony, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, dentist appointment, dentist appointments, new dentist, new dentists, medical professional, regular checkups
The Chiropractor - 'I've been looking forward to this all week!'
Nurses in short supply.
New Marvel Heroes
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'I do not think I'm a God. God like, yes. But not God.'
"I'd like a second opinion. Does this dress make me look fat?"
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"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."
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A Tax Auditor Prescribes Treatment For A Doctor's Condition
Tags:medical, doctor, physician, taxes, tax auditor, tax advice, prescription, medical treatment, diagnosis, irs, internal revenue service, tax collector, accounting, role reversal, credit check, diagnose, diagnosis, symptom, symptoms, loan, loans, medicine, audit, check up, check-up, bank, banking, interest, sick, ill, debt, debts, medical professional, disease, tax break, tax assessment, tax assessor, tax return, tax returns, self assessment, accountant, tax refund, lend, borrow, borrowing
"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
Tags:medical staff, patient, patients, shorthanded, short-handed, office temps, temp workers, temp worker, temporary worker, temporary workers, overworked, staffing shortage, doctors shortage, nurse shortage, doctor shortage, medical professional, medic, medics, understaffed, under staffed, hiring, jobs, open positions, medical office, healthcare
"Let's try role reversal. I could use the time off, and my other patients would feel much better after talking to you."
'I do not think I'm God. God like, yes, but not God.'
'The beat itself is very retro.'
'Let me through, please- I'm a herbalist!
"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."
Tags:proctologist, proctologists, proctology, colorectal, colorectal surgery, colorectal surgeries, exam, exams, examination, examinations, self-examination, self-examinations, self-diagnosis, self-diagnose, self-diagnosing, handout, handouts, self-reliant, self-reliance, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, medical professional, medical professionals, bootstraps, pull yourself up, pulling yourself up, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, health, healthy, personal responsibility, expert, experts, expertise, learn, learns, learning, conservative, conservatives