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"I can't read a thing. They all must have been doctors."
'Nurse Ryder when was the last time you actually spoke to Mr. Wilson.'
Nurses in short supply.
"You have what we in our profession call a Frozen Shoulder, Mister Saunders."
"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."
"Nobody ever asks me how I'm doing!"
'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'
'The beat itself is very retro.'
'But the uniform was the main reason I became a nurse in the first place.'
'...and congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling.'
'Yes, itis pretty nasty! You've got sue the medical profession syndrome.'
What Do Doctors Dream About?
'Why, yes, my mother is very proud of me! How did you know?'
"I've always wanted a Harley Street Davidson."
"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."
Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.
'You have a girlfriend!'
'I didn't think this is what they meant by a doctor shortage in the rural areas.'
'Hope you don't mind. I'm due at the course in 5 minutes.'
'Is there a gynecologist in the house!? Hey! You can't all be gynecologists!'
'Well, the work order says, 'sturgery', and he is a sturgeon...'
'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'
'I've come to take your stitches out.'