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"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"
All things previously thought to be good for us are in fact harmful to our health.
Doctor to man: 'Your kidney stone test came back. You didn't pass.'
Still Stuck in Phase I of Meaningful Use...
Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.
"The doctor wants a new flux capacitor for the time machine, so all the stat turnaround times will be done yesterday."
"I'm afraid we can't insure you Mr Smith. It appears you carry the gene for insurance fraud"
"Medical reports say we all die sooner or later. So eat what you wish."
'I don't think the report applies to you.'
'Stay on the line while Mummy reads you the Report.'
'I just reached the point where I'm spending more time on paper work then patient work.'
"I'm going to give it to you straight, Mr Watson, for a 27yr old you're in pretty bad shape"
"Tell me, have you ever considered visiting Disneyland?"
"She's got it. By George she's got it!"