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"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
Tags:medication, medications, taking medication, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, prescription drug, prescription drug, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocritical, aspirin, aspirins, painkiller, painkillers, scientist, scientists, science experiment, science experiments, medical research, medical researcher, medical researchers, scientific research, chemistry experiment, chemistry experiments, excess, excessive, overkill
"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."
Tags:essential oil, essential oils, medical research, medical researcher, medical researchers, medical science, medical scientist, medical scientists, medical advance, medical advancement, medical advancements, mother, mothers, motherhood, pseudoscience, pseudoscientist, pseudeoscientist, pseudo-scientist, pseudo-scientists, pseudosciences, aromatherapy, aromatherapist, aromatherapists, hippy, hippies, aromatherapies, hipster, hipsters, alternative medicine, quack, quacks, modern life, modern motherhood
"First and foremost, I'm a healer."
Tags:healer, healers, healing, vocation, vocations, doctor, doctors, medical research, medical researcher, medical researchers, physician, physicians, healthcare, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, hospital, medical industry, medical company, medical companies, medical business, medical businesses
'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'
'So taking 75mg of Aspirin per day can reduce the risk of cancer by 21%...' - '...but leads to an increase in the risk of internal bleeding.' - 'Future studies are likely to indicate that medical researchers make very bad dinner party guests.'
"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."
Tags:virus, viruses, microbiology, microbiologist, microbiologists, scientist, scientists, research, researcher, researchers, researching, microbe, microbes, germ, germs, germ theory, disease, diseases, disease transmission, disease transmissions, pathogen, pathogens, doctor, doctors, medical research, medical researcher, medical researchers
"He has a little place in the basement where he's trying to transmute amethysts into antibiotics."
Tags:pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, drug company, drug companies, big pharma, medical research, medical researchers, alchemy, alchemist, alchemists, drug test, drug tests, drug trial, drug trials, antibiotic, antibiotics, wizard, wizards, magic, magical, transmute, transmutes, transmuting, transmutation, transmutations
"Ah-choo." "You should be ashamed of yourself."
Tags:immunology, immunologist, immunologists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, research, researcher, researchers, scientific research, scientific researcher, scientific researchers, doctor, doctors, medical research, medical researcher, medical researchers, shame, shames, shaming, disease, diseases, disease transmission, disease transmissions, immune, immunity, lab, scientist, sneeze, sneezes, sneezing
'Medical researchers have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with everyone we meet.'
"It looks like beer could ward off Alzheimer's."
Some patients may want to know more than others.
A small man under a giant microscope.
'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'
'Guinea pig - without whose help...'
"Great news! I found you a cure on Google!"
Tags:diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnostic, diagnostics, medicines, medicine, sick, ill, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, nurse, treatments, treatment, patient, patients, medical website, medical websites, checkup, checkups, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, examination room, exam, prescription, prescriptions, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, healthcare, medical website, health websites, search engine, search engines, medical research, medical researchers
'It appears that Medical Science has turned down the offer of my body.'
'Our big hope is that a celebrity comes down with something.'
Dogs take a smoking break outside a research lab.
'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'
"Of course you're a failure, Alf - they wouldn't even accept your body for medical research!"
Tags:failure, worthless, dead body, accept, acceptance, decline, medical research, research, medical, medicine, living will, living wills, will, wills, last will and testimony, failures, worthlessness, fail, fails, failure, failures, medical researcher, medical researchers, medical scientist, medical scientists, medical science
Department Of Research Into Breathing
"My late husband willed his brain to science. Trouble is science is contesting the will."
Infectious Diseases Unit: Catch of the Day