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"You're as sound as a euro."
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Hospital chart 'GTACT...'
"Which do you want first, the good news that sounds better than it is or the bad news that seems worse than you expected?"
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"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."
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"It's your health."
"Give it to me straight, Doc. How long do I have to ignore your advice."
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'Well, I've got some good news here...I didn't catch anything from you.'
'Er, so Mrs Trimble, the good news is we got your test results back in record time! . . .'
'Your tests came back. . . bad news. Not only did we find a lump, you are a lump. . .'
"I don't test very well."
"There's no easy way I can tell you this, so I'm sending you to someone who can."
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"And that was just your sudoku chart."
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'So we can fing out what is wrong with you granddad, I've asked him to bring in a couple of stools!'
"Your lab results were inconclusive, so I've decided to have your diagnosis crowdsourced."
'It seems I was wrong, the tests show that it IS contagious.'
'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'
'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'
'Dek, my coco results came back positive.'
'We have your results back, Mr Gustafson, and fortunately for you, we grade on a curve.'
"It's you're doctor, I want to discuss your test results."
'I'm going to be honest with you, Mr. Quigley.'
"We got thr results back from the tests. You're really, really fat."
'Your test results have come in - and as we suspected, your 'Zip-a-tone' shading film has drifted to the right.'
'The tests confirm it, Mr. Grizwell - You have unmitigated gall.'
'How long do you have?. . . I'll have to talk fast.'