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'No, no, no...that's far too legible. Shakier. Much shakier!'
"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
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A patient in a doctor's office looks at a certificate on the wall above the doctor's desk that reads "Medical School Equivalency Diploma".
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, med school, medical school, certificate, certificates, diploma, diplomas, education, school, schools, schooling, training, equivalency, credential, credentials, questionable, suspicious, suspect, quack, quacks, quackery, medical training
"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."
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Hippocrates Off The Record - "First, treat no lawyers."
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'It's not a prescription. It's a letter from my son in med school that I'm hoping you can decipher.'
Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.
"I've donated all my diplomas to Doctors Without Diplomas."
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"I especially enjoy pursuing malpractice cases. I flunked out of medical school."
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"Oh, him? We went to medical school together."
"This is a teaching hospital."
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Medical School Graduations.
"Until my diplomas come back from the framer I don't feel comfortable giving you a diagnosis."
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"Hey, how come no diplomas?" "Oh, I'm self-taught."
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'I was such a good student that I skipped a year in medical school - but that's why I never learned about kidneys.'
'How did you become a doctor?' - 'I started as a patient and worked my way up.'
'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'
'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'
Dr. Simon had a hard time delivering his speech, what with the constant murmur in the room
Medical school discriminating against women.
Psychometric tests would weed out 25% of all applicants (medical schools).
'I told you he wouldn't waste any time starting his practice.'
"According to these scans, I shouldn't have gone to med school in Aruba."
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'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'
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