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Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.
"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."
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'My diabetic research shows that test subjects are 98% more likely to take their diabetic pills if the pills are covered in chocolate.'
Organ Donor Card
Tags:pig, pigs, pig farm, pig farms, pig farmer, pig farmers, organ donor, organ donors, organ donor card, organ donor cards, donor, donors, genetic engineering, genetically engineered, science, medical science, organ, organs, organ transplant, organ transplants, animal organ, animal organs, pig organs, pig organ, genome engineering, xenotransplantation, genetically modified pig, genetically modified pigs
Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.
'The survival of this patient is a true testimony to the blessing of modern science.'
'We thought you'd like to meet Reggie. He's the rat who we experimented on to find a cure for you.'
'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'
Who Asked You?
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Scientist discover a new superbug
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'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'
When scientists start to look like their projects.
'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'
'Purchasing this device will help us to raise the capital to develop a really useful device.'
Doctor to man: 'We've found a mass. The good news is we have weapons of mass destruction.'
"Why is it always science? When I die, I want to donate my body to the arts."
Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'
"We used Crispr to cure her allergies, and figured why stop there?"
"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."
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MRSA Guide to hospital.
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'That was creepy. They ran short on cadavers, so we operated on the dean of students.'
"Medical science has clearly identified that annoying tune stuck in your head!"
"Very interesting professor...now do you think you could sum that up in six words or less, three of which have to be 'cancer', 'cure' and 'miracle'!"
'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'