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"Why clone sheep! They ought to clone more doctors!"
Tags:sheep, sheeps, doctor, doctors, clone, clones, cloning, scientist, scientists, gene, genes, genetic, genetics, genetic clone, genetic cloning, junior docor, junior doctors, busy, run around, running around, stress, stressed, stressed out, stressful, multitask, multitasks, multitasking, medical staff, overwork, overworked, paper work, hands full, scientist, scientists, medical breakthrough, medical breakthroughs
'Of course we want medical staff to have choice...and this is how we want them to use it.'
"Where did you get your Chiropractic license?"
Tags:patient, patients, table, tables, treat, treating, treatment, treatments, chiropractic, chiropractor, chiropractors, tortures, torture table, torture tables, medieval, medieval times, tie, ties, tied up, wheel, wheels, saw, saws, sawing, circular saw, circular saws, hood, hoods, hooded, unidentifiable, medical, medical staff
"We'll have you out of here in no time."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, medical, medical staff, medical insurance, insurance, private health care, expensive, expenses, removal, removal man, medical malpractice, pay, pays, payment, unable to pay, ill, illness, injured, injuries, hospital bed, hospital beds, bedside manner, discharge, discharging, discharged, kicked out, dismiss, dismissed, dismissal
'Clamp.' - 'So, staff shortages are getting serious.'
"So...I totally botched your surgery, but let's not get bogged down with recriminations and blame. It's time to unify."
Tags:surgeon, surgeons, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, surgery, surgeries, botch, botched, ruin, ruins, mess up, messed up, ill, illness, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, bog down, bogged down, law suit, law suits, reunify, reunified, reunifying, medical staff, medical insurance, truce, truces, unity, unities, divide, divided, untrusting, untrustworthy, blame, blames, blaming, sue, sues, sueing, recrimination, recriminations, accuse, accuses, accusing, admit, admits, admitting
'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'
Tags:halloween, monster, holidays, monsters, frankenstein, ghosts, dracula, vampire, vampires, count dracula, diagnostic imaging, mri, mri scan, mri scans, x-ray, x-rays, xray, xrays, scanning, medical office, waiting rooms, waiting area, medical staff, customer service, problem patients, health care, healthcare
"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"
Tags:medical staff, patient, patients, shorthanded, short-handed, office temps, temp workers, temp worker, temporary worker, temporary workers, overworked, staffing shortage, doctors shortage, nurse shortage, doctor shortage, medical professional, medic, medics, understaffed, under staffed, hiring, jobs, open positions, medical office, healthcare
"It's the only way we can meet NICE's 'Safer Staffing' levels, unfortunately it only works on the dementia ward!"
"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."
Tags:diagnostic imaging, radiology, diagnostic image, radiologist, radiologists, rad, rads, rad tech, technicians, technician, nurse, hospital staff, trick, tricks, little trick, little tricks, medicine, medical, medical staff, internet trends, mannequin challenge, social media, trending, trend, trends, patients, patient care, workers, break room, nurse, doctor, doctors
"Clarence thinks he's hot stuff now that he got the portable DR tricked out."
Tags:diagnostic imaging, x rays, x-rays, x-ray, x ray, rad tech, radiologist, radiologists, radiology, rad techs, radiologic technicians, medical staff, medical workers, health care, doctors, portable, x ray machine, portable diagnostics, hot rods, pimped out, tricked out, cars, show cars, fuzzy dice, automotive, automobiles, portable cr, radiography equipment, portable radiography, digital radiography, digital imaging
"Stiff neck, blurred vision, and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, all due to extended time in front of a computer. I think I just discovered the ICD-10 code for my job!"
"Ugh! Moving all our data to the cloud was a smart move, but I've had to hear that stupid pun all week!"
Tags:diagnostic imaging, cat scan, mri, ct scan, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, xrays, medical office, medical staff, doctors, data storage, cloud.clouds, cloud network, cloud networks, the cloud, cloud storage, data network, data networks, sense of humour, sense of humor, bad joke, bad jokes, pun, puns, radiologist, radiologists, nurse
'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'
Tags:doctor, doctors, medicine, doctors office, doctor's office, doctors surgery, doctors' surgery, medical office, healthcare, health care, health insurance, insurance companies, bureaucracy, prior authorization, pre authorization, patients, patient, medical staff, medical practice, physician practice
Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.
Tags:reception, receptions, customer service, customer services, doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's surgery, patient, patients, medical staff, trophy, trophies, trophy display, trophy displays, display cases, prize, prizes, first prize, first prizes, display case, patient satisfaction, award, awards
Choice in the NHS
'When they said the NHS is for people 'From the cradle to the grave' they meant the patients not the staff.'
"I'm so sorry, Mrs. Larch. We did everything we could but the wedgie simply overwhelmed his system."
Nurses make it better.
'Key hole surgery....but wouldn't it be easier if you were actually in the room with me...'
Medical Staff Lounge: Beware of the Docs.
'I'm hoping he will be the solution to the nurses shortage crisis.'
'I've changed my mind, I'm using all mine!'
If Supermarkets were run like the NHS