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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."
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'A little professionalism, people. When asking a patient to undress, we do not giggle.'
That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone
Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.
'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'
'We'll make a mess of this one, you need to learn how to handle a malpractice complaint.'
"Oh, him? We went to medical school together."
"This is a teaching hospital."
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'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'
"It's OK, this is a teaching hospital. Some people just have to learn that the hard way."
'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'
'I can't read a word of this essay of yours. Excellent work.'
"Couldn't find anything wrong with this one. Maybe he's just lazy."
"You have one repetitive stress injury, one carpal tunnel syndrome and twenty-eight cellphone thumbs."
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'Now I'll show you what turns a $6,000 operation into a $17,000 operation.'
Even medical students sometimes have to repeat a year.
'I've never lost a patient yet. This is my first operation.'
'First, insure against doing harm.'
"Enjoying 'Hannibal' isn't really sufficient reason for applying to become a doctor!"
"We did the best we could, but I was doing drugs during most of medical school."
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"I'm studying to become a quack!"
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Philosophy Class for Proctology Students
Should medical students be asked their political opinions?
'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'