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"I'm just going to hook you up to the machine, so it will look like we're doing something for you."
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"You look great but the information from your health monitor is concerning me."
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"There's only so much modern medecine can do given your lousy insurance coverage."
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'Does BRIGGS AND STRATTON make a heart monitor? Their small engines are very reliable.'
'Well, I'm lost. NURSE! MY GPS!'
"They're working miracles with felt-tipped markers these day!"
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Sewing Machines in Surgery
'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'
'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'
"Forty minutes at three hundred and fifty degrees should do it, Miriam, but don't neglect to baste continuously."
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The audience members were sure to wear their 3-D glasses while watching the 3-D surgery.
"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."
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"We're coming up with new ways of monitoring health every week..."
"I don't doubt that there's a totally awesome DIY life hack for this, but right now, why don't we just go with a #7 scalpel?"
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A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.
'Unfortunately, your satellite dish is interfering with your pacemaker. The good news is: you'll be dreaming in high definition surround sound.'
"We'll proceed as soon as I locate the patient."
"So, tell me about this heart problem."
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"Of course it's necessary technology! We need machines to test the machines that test you!"
"Biosimilars? Shouldn't you be prescribing something more BioExact?"
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'Isn't it amazing that this piece of machinery can keep you alive forever...at $300 an hour!'
'Don't worry. Soon there'll be drugs that'll keep you alive far beyond 99 years and a day.'
"Nothing to worry about Mr. Dickens. This is the future of prostate examination."
"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."
"This new pacemaker is designed for your heart, it also streams Wikipedia information directly to your brain."