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"I'd like you to have a CAT scan."
'I want to biopsy that growth, Mr. Johnson. I don't like the looks of it.'
"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"
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'I didn't mean a p-e-a sample.'
'The nurse wanted you to pee in THIS type of cup.'
Hospital chart 'GTACT...'
'I haven't got all your results back from the labs, but an initial 'off the cuff' diagnosis would be that you're a 'heart attack waiting to happen.'
'In this case, a new high score is not a good thing.'
'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'
'Will the results of this probe be sent to my gastroenterologist?'
"It's a simple stress test - I do your blood work, send it to the lab, and never get back to you with the results."
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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."
'Your tests indicate unusually high levels of copper,zinc and nickel...'
Why do I need a CAT scan? I just had a whole body scan at the airport.
'I have your lab results on my tablet - just let me finish this game first.'
"Your cholesterol is too high. How often do you have eggs?"
'I was such a good student that I skipped a year in medical school - but that's why I never learned about kidneys.'
'You can go home now. We've run out of tests.'
'Off hand, I'd say you're suffering from an arrow through your head, but just to play it safe, I'm ordering a bunch of tests.'
"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."
"You can never run too many bone marrow tests."
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First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.
'It's a generic disease, so Ill give you some generic drugs.'
Doctor to man: 'Your kidney stone test came back. You didn't pass.'