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'I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead but I came in for a second opinion.'
'I've already diagnosed myself on the web but I thought I'd come in for a second opinion.'
Health MOT's will attract 'worried well'
'I saw on the internet that it was my genes that were making me fat and thought you could get me a new pair.'
'Under privacy rules, I can't tell you anything about your condition. You'll have to find out yourself from a medical web site.'
"That's not what it says on the Web."
'Don't believe everything you read on the net.'
"I'm not feeling too great. Maybe I'll ask WebMD what's wrong with me."
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Kindly Refrain From Googling the Doctor's Diagnosis Until She Has Finished Giving It To You.
'I love this RX site - I can look up prices for all of my unaffordable medicine around town!'
"Bad dog! What'd I say about relying on the Internet for medical advice?"
"Doctor, you're so much taller in person than on my home computer screen!"
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Healing Through Humor
'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'
"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."
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"I never search my health symptoms anymore. It always seems to lead to barbecue."
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"I googled my symptoms and downloaded the treatment to my tablet. All you have to do is follow this..."
"So, how do you like your new medical website?"
Kim was beginning to wish she hadn't started down the self-diagnosis route
According to the internet Harry's growth was a lucky four-leaf-clover wart.
'I'm very impressed with your web research, this self-diagnosis would be 100 accurate...if you were a patagonian fruit bat.'
'I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I found out that I'm dead and it's your fault.'
"Sorry, but you can't use my computer to go to second opinion.com!"
"Doc, I don't have just a second opinion, I have 143 Facebook friends saying you're wrong!"
"Nurse! Call the doctor, I've found out what is wrong with me."