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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
Sales of Viagra
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"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."
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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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Shot glasses of the elderly.
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"I went to medical school with the guy who almost came up with a cure for what you have."
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"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."
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"Maybe you should law off the anti-depressants."
"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.
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'No cuts in Medicare!'
The News in Capsule Form.
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'The upside of this drug is you'll live longer. The downside is that you'll live in poverty.'
"That would be in Aisle Six, the worried-well section."
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Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.
"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."
'This one was real stubborn. Had to up his medication three times before he'd agree to sign the liability waver.'
"We have pills for some of that."
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'I'm going to prescribe something that works like aspirin but costs much, much more.'
'This is a real miracle drug. It costs the same this year as it did last year.'
"Look at him. Walking around like he's God's Gift to erectile dysfunction."
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Smile fluid makes you HAPPY.
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"Since I'm your surgeon, I'll be right there if anything should go wrong."
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'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'
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