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'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."
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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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"Why should I settle for good self-esteem when, with the right medication, I could have great self-esteem."
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"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.
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Dear Medication, how are you? I'm feeling much better thanks to you?/ Finally she began responding to treatment.
"Look at him. Walking around like he's God's Gift to erectile dysfunction."
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"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."
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'... I pull the trigger, and band! Down goes the pill. So, Mr. Knox, are you going to take your medication now, or do I have to resort to the Pill-Matic?'
'Start with 40 mg a day, and if your memory doesn't improve after two weeks, go to 80 mg a day.'
Musical pill box
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"Doctor, I have a question about my medication."
"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."
'I don't have enough energy to open my vitamin bottle.'
'I told you there might be some side-effects from the medication.'
'The boss will see you, but only after he takes his medication.'
'That day I promised you a raise... I was heavily medicated.'
'I give him one sleeping pill at night and another when he wakes up.'
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