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'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'
'... which in turn will cause side effects of nausea, for which I'm giving you Trylitol, which will induce temporary blindness, which I'll counteract with...'
'What am I blind, Bob?'
"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."
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"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"
"Publicly, we're still saying there are no side effects."
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"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
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Sales of Viagra
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"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"
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Some other drugs you may enjoy.
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"In order to get through this, I've had to find an inner strength that I never knew I had in the medicine cabinet."
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"It has unfortunate memory side effects. He never forgets to take the damn things."
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'Take one of these twice a day wrapped in a piece of cheese.'
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"When I was young I needed drugs to feel weird. Now, I need drugs to feel normal."
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"Rub this on everything."
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'The specialist gave me this medicine for my hearing loss. He said two drops a day in my beer, but so far I haven't noticed any improvements.'
'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'
'She's going to need a prescription for light-headedness, She fainted when I told her how much her meds cost,'
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"If you were on medication now would be a good time to adjust it."
"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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"Ah! Here it is!"
"Well, the drug's no good, but the side effects are bitchin'."
"I'm putting you on a stronger placebo."
Shot glasses of the elderly.
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"No Bellini for me. I'm being fueled by Xanax."