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'I hope these make you feel better, because they're all you're getting.'
'It's out new method for determining who we should treat first. We take people in order of how loud they scream.'
'OK, Mrs. Dunn. We'll slide you in there, scan your brain, and see if we can find out why you've been having these spells of claustrophobia.'
I.V. snap in elevator.
'The FDA now requires that we have an actor show you what kinds of side effects you might experience.'
'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'
To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.
'Good morning, here's your placebo, I mean medicine... well, I'm fired.'
"He appears to have eaten some homework."
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"You both appear to be in excellent health."
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"By the time we got him in here, he had already lost an awful lot of liquidity."
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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
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"I forget the name of the product, but the jingle on TV goes something like 'Ya-dee-dum-dee-rah-te-dum-dee-rah-dee-dum.'"
Woman looking at a sign in a pharmacy that says "Staff Picks"
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"I'm sorry, Mrs. Smith, but our tests show your child is a changeling left by the fairies."
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"Harry, I really think you ought to go to the doctor."
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"While your salesman checks with the manager, could I interest you in a dental exam?"
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"It's dislocated, alright."
"How long before the clinical trials are over?"
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"Can you recommend a wine that goes well with red meat, Zanex, and Lipitor?"
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'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'
Doctor: 'Your discomfort may well be a bandwidth issue.'
Rats carrying lunchboxes enter a research lab as employees.
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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
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