Medieval King Cartoons and Comics

"Honey, I'm home!"

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

"I hope this visit from your king has brightened your outlook on things."

A king chooses rugs

"Sayyyyy... Do you know anything about budgets?"

"What time do you get off work?"

"They were fine with tyranny, cruelty and oppression, but you really pissed them off when you rooted for the wrong football team."

"Well, you did say you wanted to boost user engagement."

"I'd like something smaller – something with fewer walls to defend."

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

"Ahh, shade."

"I just thought that a horrific, humiliating defeat at the hands of the French, plus time, equaled comedy."

"His royally down-to-earth Highness will see you now."

"The screen porch makes it a home."

"Sorry , sorry. Present I'm not here."

"He really does think he can hold back the tides and then he wonders why everyone calls him Cnut!"

Runnymede 1215: 'No - look! If that's nine, then the seven's wrong.'

"Poureth no more - My cup runneth over!"

"Look, Sire, I collected feedback from the people. They really like you!!"

"Well, Jester... The king laughed at even your cheekiest jokes but covering his pizza with pineapple was way too much!"

Cord cutter

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."