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"How about some little pads and pencils?"
Tags:the round table, king arthur, medieval times, monarchy, olden days, the olden days, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, suggestion, suggestions, board room, board rooms, government, mythology, knights of the round table, knights, english mythology, democracy, democratic, camelot, knights of camelot
"You may rush in."
Tags:fool, fools, fools rush in, fools rush, jester, jesters, joker, jokers, medieval, medieval times, royal, royalty, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, word play, play on words, cliche, cliches, language, saying, sayings, expression, expressions
"You now face the final challenge- ordeal by media."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, knighthood, knighthoods, the media, journalist, journalists, journalism, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, famous people, famous person, challenge, challenges, quest, quests, medieval times, fathers and sons, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, media frenzy, trial, trials, chivalry
Avoiding Dental Expenses
Tags:toothache, toothaches, dental expenses, dentist, dentists, cheapskate, cheapskates, skinflint, skinflints, irresponsible, irresponsibility, stingy, stingy, horse, horses, medieval, medieval times, dental work, pulling out a tooth, rotten tooth, rotten teeth, bad tooth, bad teeth, extraction, extractions
"I'll tell you what it is. It's two hundred thousand peasants from permissive peasant homes, that's what it is."
Tags:peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, castle, castles, keep, the keep, keeps, king, kings, feudal, feudalism, medieval, medieval times, class, class struggle, permissive, home, homes, benefit, benefits, social security, hand out, hand-out, handout, handouts, hand-outs, hand outs
Tags:archer, archers, archery, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, practice, practising, practise, practicing, shoot, shooting, medieval, medieval times, robin hood, robin of locksley, robin of sherwood, men in tights, apple, apples, apple shooter, apple shooters, shooting apples off heads, archery bow, archery bows, target practice, target practise, dangerous, stupid, stupidity, reckless, recklessness, arcus, historic weapon, historic weapons, folklore, english folklore, sherwood forest
"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."
Tags:tortures, tortured, medieval, medieval times, history, historical, historically, profanity, swearing, swear, bad language, bad word, unlawful, unfair, unfairly, bad words, won't talk, lips are sealed, dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, manacles, chain, chained, hot poker, what do you expect, violence, violent
Medieval Patent Office
Tags:patent, patents, copyright, copyright law, copyright laws, intellectual property, flat earth, flat earth theory, flatearth, flat earth theory, galileo, galileo galilei, christopher columbus, columbus, round earth, round earth theory, globe, the globe, globe, the world, plant earth, scientist, scientists, explorer, explorers, medieval times, medieval period, competing idea, competing ideas, disagree, disagreement, ignorant, ignorance, theory, theories, disproven theory, disproven theories
Y2K Solutions Inc.
Tags:y2k, y2k bug, millennium, the millennium, the new millennium, 2000, 1999, millennium bug, the millennium bug, computer, computers, computer system, computer systems, modern technology, modern technologies, modern tech, regress, regression, horse and cart, pony and trap, medieval times, collapse, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, disaster, disasters
Don Quixote at the Beach
Tags:jousting, jouster, jousters, medieval, medieval times, beach, beaches, sunbathe, sunbathing, sunbathers, beach holiday, beach holidays, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach umbrella, beach umbrellas, lance, lances, horseman, horsemen, horse riding, beach donkey, donkey ride, donkey rides, hastilude, knight, knights, medieval knight, medieval knights, don quixote, la mancha, nobleman, noblemen
"No, thank you, I already have a moat."
Letting the Cat Out
"In my opinion, this is his best men's fall collection."
Tags:fall collection, fall collections, opinion, opinions, fashion show, fashion shows, fashion designer, fashion designers, fashion design, fashion designs, designer, designers, medieval times, medieval knights, innovate, innovates, innovation, innovator, innovators, critic, critics, fashionista, fashion label, fashion labels, label, labels
A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.
"Damn it, gentlemen, these are medieval times. They demand medieval ideas."
Tags:medieval, medieval period, medieval times, middle ages, primitive, primitiveness, uncivilized, uncivilised, business pitch, business pitches, oral hygiene, hygiene, unhygienic, dentist, dentists, dentistry, dental surgery, toothpaste, toothbrush, history of medicine, business plan, business plans, business strategy, business strategies
Tags:bon voyage, pillage, pillaging, history, historical, one hundred years war, hundred years war, military, militarise, militia, pikemen, pike men, pike, cavalry, anti-cavalry, violence, violent, condone, condoning, ignorance, ignorant, medieval, medieval times, war, warrior, warriors, army, armies, infantry, foot soldiers, wives, women, juxtaposition, love and war
"For example, people who don't have dungeons might spend their evenings playing cards or watching television."
Tags:therapy, dungeons, king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, medieval, medieval times, therapists, culture shock, culture shocks, ruler, rulers, leader, leaders, president, presidents, out of touch, behind the times, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, dungeon, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists
"Well, I'm sort of between quests at the moment."
"A large Coke and an order of fries."
Tags:drive through, drive throughs, drive thru, drive thrus, order, orders, ordering, fast food, fast food chain, fast food chains, convenience, modern convenience, modern conveniences, medieval times, medieval life, knight, knights, general, generals, military general, military generals, horseback, service, service industry, service industries, suit of armor, suits of armor, armour, armor, suit of armour
"We'd like you to be the new company scapegoat."
Tags:stocks, in the stocks, medieval times, medieval, punishments, medieval punishment, medieval punishments, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, scapegoated, company scapegoat, company scapegoats, blame, pass the blame, passing the blame, pass the buck, passing the buck, take it out, taking it out, vent, vents, stress relief, stress release, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers
"It's a shame that she could never put her college degree to use."
Tags:medieval, medieval times, history, historic, historical, lady, ladied, lady godiva, godiva, the beau, college, degree, degrees, qualified, qualification, qualifications, career, careers, career change, career changes, change career, viking, vikings, barbarians, witches, witch, dark ages, dark age, uni, university, universities, educate, education, educating, learn, learning, study, studied, studying
'Next vacation, I handle the camera. You always cut people's heads off.'