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'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'
'Is that cow meditating?' 'Dyslexic.'
"When are you going to get a real job?"
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"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'
Visualize Inert Peace.
'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'
'Why didn't you take the elevator?'
Lost my mantra.
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'It's called lateral thinking.'
"Let's start meditation class by emptying our minds and clearing our heads."
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'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'
"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."
Rin Tin Zen.
'I asked myself, is what I've got enough? Is the big house, the cars, the expensive clothes really enough. Isn't their more to life?'
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"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."
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Meditation Class - Apply Within
Patience is a suit of armor
Robot and Guru
'I don't care about the meaning of life...I'm trying to find a fax machine.'
Please join me now in a group meditation.
'Please join me now in a group meditation.'
'The hokey pokey. That's what it's all about.