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'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'
"My right nipple is cold."
"I meditate all the time but it's usually about money."
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"This year I'm really gonna get organized."
"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"
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"Come, join me for a few moments of mindful indolence!"
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"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."
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"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."
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"I'd like to reach a higher state of consciousness, without losing, of course, my administrative and fiscal skills."
'6… 5… and down we go, deeper and deeper. Your body's getting heavier and heavier, relaxing even more now, with every breath that you take. 4…'
"Can he call you back? He's meditating."
"Do you realize you snore when you meditate?"
'Make me one with everything.'
'I'd really appreciate it if you'd refrain from shouting 'KA-CHING!!!' every time you become one with the universe.'
A hermit with a VR headset
'The wisdom of life is to grow older in a warm climate.'
Lawyer Meditating over the Happy Thought of Billable Hours.
'I'm late for my 3:30. Quickly - what's the meaning of life?'
"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."
"Introspection, J.B., is for losers."
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"They say practicing mindfulness can significantly reduce work-related stress."
Buddhist holds a sign reading 'The End is Insight.'
'A sure-win radio talk show. People phone in with questions on existence and reality, and you respond with total silence.'
'One day, there will be world peace...in the meantime, you may want to step away from the fan.'