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Meditator thinks about shoes and chocolate.
Meditation: Do Not Disturb.
"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"
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Lost my mantra.
"So far, open-mike night has not caught on."
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A montain guru kicks away a climber.
'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'
So your career objective is to 'swallow the universe.' Why Buddhists don't get jobs.
Please join me now in a group meditation.
Capturing the here and now
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"You can accomplish anything, if you don't put your mind to it."
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A meditator begins to crave cake.
'I don't know what's wrong with me. It's gotten so I can't tell the difference between the Truth and a truism anymore!'
Meditating cat. 'Hi! You have reached the 4th state of consciousness. We're not in right now...
Grok's Thought Stopping.
'He, Bob! Good to hear from you. Last time we talked, you had some sorta yoga injury.'
Meditation vs. Vegetation
"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."
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"Being in the now today sure ain't like the good ol' now!"
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"Here goes nothing."