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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"
"I'll abandon my medium-and shorter-range missiles if you'll abandon yours."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, anger, angry, missile, missiles, weapon, weapons, bomb, bombs, nuclear, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, nuclear missile, nuclear missiles, war, modern life, modern warfare, military, disarmament, nuclear disarmament, disarm, disarming, medium, short, range, ranges, abandon, negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, diplomacy, diplomat, diplomats
A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.
"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
Channelling on the Cheap
Tags:cheap, ripoff, ripped off, medium, mediums, psychic, psychics, paranormal, channel, channelling, pseudo science, science, sciences, myth, myths, legend, legends, past life, past lives, talking to the dead, ghost, ghosts, scam, scam artist, scam artists, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seance, seances
"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"
Tags:ouija board, ouija boards, communicate with the dead, talk with the dead, ghost, ghosts, communicating with the dead, talking with the dead, medium, mediums, psychic medium, psychic mediums, chatbot, chatbots, technology, ai, artificial intelligence, internet, internet conversations, modern ouija board, modern life, teen, teens, teenager, teenage girl, sleepover, sleepovers, spirit, spirits, spiritualism
Small, Medium And Large Books
Tags:bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, literal, literal joke, oversized, large, small, medium, shopping, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, library, libraries, librarian, librarians, shelves, shelf
'And this is where we attempt to forecast the TRUE size of the spending cuts.'
Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
Tags:telekinesis, telekinetic, psychic, psychics, psychic power, psychic powers, supernatural, super natural, graduate, graduation, congrats, congratulate, congratulations, college, college grad, grad school, university, university, cap, cap and gown, throw the cap, in the air, air, floating, float, floats, visual gag, image gag, visual joke, play on words, word play, word-play, medium, graduation day, graduation ceremony, graduation ceremonies
Ouija Board Fail
I'm trying to get in touch with Head office!
"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, fortune, fortunes, mediums, medium size, large size, large sizes, medium sizes, seances, crystal balls, psychics, weight gain, weight-gain, medium, large, clothes sizes, seance, crystal ball, customer, psychic, weight, gained weight, career change, career changes
'Thank you for calling Dial-A-Psychic. In your immediate financial future, I see you throwing away $3.99 per minute...'
"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."
Mind reader: "You're thinking, 'This is really stupid...people can't read minds'." "How'd she know that?"
"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, leave a message, leave messages, death, dead, passed away, died, died suddenly, sudden death, workaholic, workaholics, work addict, work addicts, at the office, on-call, always on-call, psychic, psychics, talking to the death, talk to the dead, speak to the dead, speak with the dead, medium, psychic medium, mediums, psychic mediums, seance
'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'
"What can you tell me about my life?"
Tags:fortune teller, fortune tellers, mediums, soothsayers, crystal balls, seer, seers, diviner, diviners, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, lifestyle, boring life, boring lives, social life, social lives, medium, soothsayer, crystal gazing, crystal gazer, clairvoyant, psychic, prediction, getting a life, psychics
Antoinne the Psychic.
"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."
Tags:fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, future, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, seance, seances, spirit medium, spirit mediums, ghost, ghosts, contacting the dead, medium, mediums, paranormal, spirit, spirits, contacting spirits, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, daughter, daughters, adult child, mother-daughter relationships, fashion, fashion sense, critique, critical, criticism, hates, dislikes
"Now then, which life are you on?"
'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'
Tags:seance, seances, mediums, psychics, clairvoyant, clairvoyants, clairvoyance, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, chicken, chick, poultry, slaughter, medium, psychic, death, chickens, animals, parodies, heaven, hell, parody, belief, god, religion, death, coping, circle of life, crystal ball
Leading a horse to coffee...
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
Tags:movie, movies, film, films, production, productions, filming, directing, directors, producers, entertaining, entertainment, merchandise, selling, sell, book, books, novel, novels, novelize, novelizers, novelized, novelise, noveliser, novelisers, novelised, future, sell, selling, sells, convert, converting, medium, mediums, lit, chair, chairs
'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'