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"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"
"Sometimes a spirit will linger in this world if it has emails it needs to reply to."
"Can you cleanse the space of all the roach and mice spirits?"
Channelling on the Cheap
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"Spirit! Are you a chatbot?"
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'And this is where we attempt to forecast the TRUE size of the spending cuts.'
Ouija Board Fail
I'm trying to get in touch with Head office!
"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."
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"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."
'Thank you for calling Dial-A-Psychic. In your immediate financial future, I see you throwing away $3.99 per minute...'
"He passed away last week. Can I give him a message?"
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'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'
"What can you tell me about my life?"
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"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."
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'Milton, you really did make it to the other side!'
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"Now then, which life are you on?"
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
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"Then, after you have spent those 30 years working your heart out on the company's production line, you will be laid off because of a corporate merger, only to discover you have lost all your retirement benefits."
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'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'
'Here in Salem, the Lord likes our mediums well done.'
Cover story: Picasso
"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."
"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."
"He says that it's really not that bad down there."