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"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
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"Your mother and I think he's very nice, dear, but isn't he just a little bit old?"
"We think it's important to meet the parents of our daughter's bad influences."
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"Yes, Justin is a college dropout, but he's a dropout from a very prestigious university."
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"I brought Tom home to my parents and left him there."
"Don't let my parents get to you—they hate everyone I bring home."
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"Tell me, young man. . . can you support my daughter on what a zombie makes?"
"So, you're Pamla's young man - I'm daddy-o."
"Well, young fellow, my daughter tells me you're a survivor. I'm not sure I like that."
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"So, have you two been doing anything reproductive?"
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"Oh my God! He's unicellular!"
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"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."
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"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."
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'Whatever you do, don't stare at my father's glass eye.'
"Your boyfriend can't even come to the door? Jeez..."
"Meet my extended family."
"My parents are totally NOT cool."
"I thought you said you were dating a rich doctor!"
'You'll be happy to know, Father, he's not a liberal, Moderate or Conservative, Jason's a nothing!'
"I'm so glad you could meet my folks!"
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'Mom...Dad...I'd like you to meet my girlfriend, Candy.'
"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."
'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'
'No daughter of mine is marrying a good-for-nothing banker.'
Well, young lady, we think he's a little old for you, and he's not even a vowel!