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"Good morning. I'm Craig Nisbet, and I'm trying to meet women."
By borrowing his niece every Friday night, Vern had found a surefire way to meet women.
"Are you following us?"
"Deep down I'm really shallow."
"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."
"It's...it's...you! Can I have your autograph?"
"So the next time you see the girl you wish to impress, just be yourself. Fulfillment comes when you know who you truly are and where you want to go in life. Thanks for calling Tia Carmen's psychic hotline!"
"Being rich means a girl might like you only for your money."
"C'mon, Dad. A cool car isn't for running errands...it's for driving around to impress girls!"
"Dude, you need a girlfriend."
A man walks a trojan horse in a dog park.
"My advice for meeting girls is simple. Don't change a thing...be yourself...do what comes naturally!"