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'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'
Boss: 'Speak up Smythe, I know you've got an opinion, I told you what it was in my email this morning!'
OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'
'Right we need an urgent response to our productivity problems...'
'My job is to make decisions. Your job is to make them good decisions.'
'What if this time, more heads has made us more stupid?'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'And from what we've been able to determine, this is the tweak that broke the paradigm's back.'
Rock, paper and scissors fighting in office conference room.
'That's it! That's the chart we've been looking for.'
'In hindsight, I believe that our oversight was shortsighted...'
"I think I've got it-Mandela, the After-Shave."
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"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."
"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"
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"I have an agenda, Barbara, and you're on it."
"Before I continue, can we just lose the personal trainers?"
"Note to team: set your sights higher when formulating the mission statement."
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"We met when I yelled at him for running clockwise around the Reservoir."
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"I know we didn't accomplish anything, but that's what meetings are for."
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"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."
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"I'm glad to see that almost everyone has been taking advantage of the new executive fitness center."
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"I go into the meeting totally prepared and I wind up eating out of his hand."
"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
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