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"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."
Tags:church, churches, evangelist, evangelists, evangelical, evangelicals, big oil, oil company, oil companies, spokesman, spokesmen, spokesperson, spokespeople, praise, praises, praising, shill, shills, shilling, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, run interference, runs interference, running interference, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends, priest, priests, pastor, pastors
"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."
Tags:midlife, midlife crisis, midlife crises, peter principle, ceiling, ceilings, competent, competence, incompetent, incompetence, corporate ladder, corporate ladders, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, white collar job, white collar jobs, office drone, office drones
"Hank, when you're finished firing this gentleman I have some rather unfortunate news for you as well."
Tags:fire, fires, firing, layoff, layoffs, mass layoff, mass layoffs, mass firing, mass firing, job, jobs, job loss, job losses, corporate culture, corporate ladder, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, bad news, breaking bad news, messenger, messengers, shoot the messenger, shooting the messenger, upper management
"Is Michael Eisner O.K.? I haven't seen his name in the papers for days."
Tags:michael eisner, eisner, media darling, media darlings, oversaturation, oversaturated, over-saturation, over-saturated, media coverage, ceo, ceos, film studio, film studios, movie studio, movie studios, megacorporation, megacorporations, step down, steps down, stepping down, mega-corporation, mega-corporations
"Don't try to tell me you never so much as guessed that I might be running this corporation!"
Tags:corporation, corporations, satan, satanic, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporate control, evil, evilness, lucifer, prince of darkness, uncaring, bad guy, bad guys, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, megacorps, conglomerate, conglomerates
"I've decided to leave the company. Could I have my soul back?"
"Shaded blue box on our org chart, meet dotted red arrow."
Tags:flow chart, flow charts, employee, employees, corporate mentality, corporate mentality, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, business, jargon, term, terms, terminology, dehumanize, dehumanizes, dehumanizing, dehumanise, dehumanises, dehumanising, dehumanization, dehumanisation, manager, managers, management, org chart, org charts, chart, charts, introduction, introductions, introduce, introduces, introducing, impersonal
"We don't think you're going to be a good fit..."
Tags:corporate culture, corporate ladder, corporate mentality, megacorporation, megacorporations, corporation, corporations, white collar, white collar job, white collar jobs, fit, fit in, fits in, fitting in, same, identical, faceless, suit, suits, empty suit, empty suits, new job, new jobs, different, stand out, stands out, standing out, stick out, sticking out
"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."
"I just want you to know, Mr. Blenner, that, like Mike Ovitz, I don't mind being Number Two."
"To be perfectly honest, Pete, I'm not sure it's Clear Channel that's holding us back."
Tags:corporation, corporations, musician, musicians, conglomerate, conglomerates, conglomeration, megacorporation, megacorporations, monopoly, monopolies, blame, blames, blaming, blame game, scapegoat, scapegoats, scapegoating, band, bands, band member, band members, air play, indie band, indie bands, out of fashion, uncool, accordion, accordions, polka, polkas, polka band, polka bands, annoying, annoyance, annoyances
"One day, son, all this will belong to the youngest woman willing to make her body my playground."
Tags:trophy wife, trophy wives, young wife, young wives, rich, rich man, rich old man, old man, old men, may-december romance, may-december romances, nepotism, inherit, inherits, inheriting, inheritance, ceo, ceos, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, rich, riches, wealthy, wealthy family, wealthy families, estate tax, motivation, motivations
"We do it, Havermeyer, because our corporate parent says we must."
Tags:corporate, corporation, corporations, mega corporation, mega corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, corporate overlord, corporate overloads, hat, hats, headwear, head wear, dress code, dress codes, corporate parent, corporate parents, parent company, parent companies, ad, ads, advertisement, advertisements, uniform, uniforms, employee uniform, employee uniforms, board meeting, board meetings, boardroom, boardrooms
Tags:corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, office building, office buildings, greed, greedy, greediness, wealthy, wealth, elite, elites, elitist, elitists, elitism, value, values, valuation, valuations, entitled, entitlement, bottom line, bottom lines
An entrance to hell is divided between individuals and corporate.
Tags:devil, satan, satanic, hell, hades, afterlife, afterlives, individual, individuals, personal hell, personal hells, divide, divides, division, divisions, corporate, corporate culture, cave, caves, separate line, separate lines, separate, separates, separating, special place in hell, special places in hell, corporate control, corporate controller, corporate controllers, morality, immoral, big corporation, megacorporation, megacorporations
"I say we go for the record in punitive damages!"
Tags:punitive damage, punitive damages, record, records, lawsuit, lawsuits, goal, goals, setting goals, set a record, sets a record, setting a record, record-setting, sue, sues, suing, damage, damages, irresponsible, profit motive, profit motives, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, ambitiousness, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, corporate culture, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, megacorps, class action lawsuit, class action lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuit
"We've travelled the world looking for our next C.E.O., as was foretold in our corporate legends. We think your little Tim might be that C.E.O."
Tags:buddhism, buddhist, buddhists, dalai lama, lama, lamas, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, corporation, corporations, nepotism, nepotistic, prophecy, prophecies, foretell, foretells, foretold, search, searches, searching, new generation, new generations, executive, executives, megacorporation, megacorporations, worldwide search, worldwide searches
"Noah is a pumpkin, and we're all various brand ambassadors."
Tags:brand ambassador, brand ambassadors, brand, brands, pumpkin, pumpkins, costume, costumes, fancy dress, trick or treat, trick-or-treat, trick or treater, trick or treaters, trick-or-treater, trick-or-treaters, sponsorship deal, sponsorship deals, halloween, halloweens, kid, kids, marketing strategy, advertising strategy, marketing ploy, advertising ploy, consumer, consumers, consumerism, synergy, corporate synergy, modern life, modern times, buyout, buyouts, megacorporation, mega-corporation, globalism
"I liked our old god better than our new corporate god."
Tags:god, gods, corporate god, corporate gods, shrine, shrines, worship, worships, worshipping, corporation, corporations, corporate overlord, corporate overlords, rule the world, rules the world, ruling the world, businessmen, businessman, statue, statues, pagan, pagans, ritual, rituals, bust, busts, big business, big businesses, megacorporation, megacorporations
"And, finally, after a day of record trading on Wall Street, the entire world was owned by Mickey Mouse."
Tags:wall street, trader, traders, trading, broker, brokers, stockbroker, stockbrokers, stocks and bonds, businessman, businessmen, business world, business worlds, celebrity, celebrities, merger, mergers, buyout, buyouts, buying out, megacorporation, megacorporations, giant corporation, giant corporations, globalism
"Obviously, the first priority is that my reputation is safe from harm."
Tags:humanitarian aid, cartoonathon, humanitarian work, priority, priorities, first priority, first priorities, reputation, climate change, disaster, disasters, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, corporation, corporations, polluter, polluters, pollution, polluting, evade responsibilty, evading responsibility, corporation, corporations, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, megacorporation, self interested, self-interest, late capitalism, disaster capitalism, public relations, pr
"General Electric beat him out of his death ray and he's simply furious!"
Tags:death ray, death rays, invention, inventions, inventor, inventors, inventing, angry, furious, innovate, innovates, innovation, innovations, innovator, innovators, innovating, jealous, jealousy, fume, fumes, fuming, frankenstein, doctor frankenstein, patent, patents, patent troll, patent trolls, patent trolling, death ray, death rays, villain, villains, super villain, super villains, megacorporation, megacorporations, corporation, corporations
"Quit window-gazing. The Amazon rainforest isn't going to stripmine itself."
Tags:green fuels, climate skeptic, copenhagen, climate skeptics, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gasses, earth, sea level, ice-caps, melt, global warming, climate change, climate changes, amazon, rainforest, rainforests, stripmining, mining, megacorporation, megacorporations
"It's us, yes. Good PR, no."
Tags:octopus, octopi, octopuses, logos, marketing tactics, good pr, pr, public relations, public image, corporate culture, corporate cultures, image, corporate image, sign, logo, marketing strategy, marketing, credibility, conglomerate, conglomerates, business takeover, business takeovers, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, consortium, megacorp, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, monopoly, cartel, multinational corporation