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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
"On your mark, get set, go!"
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, winter, winters, spring, springs, player, players, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, basket, baskets, hoop, hoops, attacker, attackers, global warming, warm, warms, warming, warmed, season, seasons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, melt, melts, melting, melted, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, ice cube, ice cubes, snow, snows, snowy, sun, suns, sunny, desperate, desperation, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
Cheese of the Week: Brie
Tags:brie, cheese, gourmet, cheese lover, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, delivery, deliver, delivered, delivers, mail, mailman, mail order, mail orders, post, postal, posted, postal order, post order, slot, through the slot, through the door, melted cheese, grilled cheese, grill, melt, melting, grills, mess, messes, messy
"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."
"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"
Polar bear in a zoo.
Tags:zoo, zoos, polar bear, polar bears, head, heads, enclosure, enclosures, endangered, endangered specie, endangered species, endangered list, arctic, antarctic, polar, wall mount, wall mounts, wall mounting, wall mountings, visitor, visitors, climate, climates, climate change, melt, melts, melting, ice berg, ice bergs, stuff, stuffs, stuffing, stuffings
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
"Don't worry. He won't last long."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, melt, melting, melted, retail, retailer, retailers, customer service, employee, employees, employment, mall, malls, shopping, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, department store, department stores, clothing store, clothing stores, fashion, clothes, clothing, coworker, coworkers
"Looking back, it was probably a mistake to disregard global warming after the winter of 2014."
Tags:global warming, cold winter, cold winters, climate change, mistake, mistakes, climate denier, climate deniers, denial, denialism, climate, weather, ignorant, ignorance, ice cap, ice caps, melt, melts, melting, ozone, ozone layer, look back, looks back, looking back, hindsight, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, future
United States Melting Pot
Tags:united states, u.s., united states of america, country, countries, flag, flags, pot, pots, melting pot, melting pots, cooking, cooks, cooking, monoculture, monocultures, societ, societies, homogenous, homogenous society, homogenous societies, melting, melting together, combine, combines, combining, melt, melts, melting, melting down, break down, breaking down, white privilege
'Just great! He was our only suspect!'
"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."
Tags:icecap, ice cap, icecaps, ice caps, melt, melting, melts, melted, global warming, global, climate change, heating up, carbon emissions, green house gases, ozone, ozone layer, uv rays, ultra violet rays, hair, hair care, hair cut, haircuts, haircut, swimming, swims, swam, swum, easy, simple, sassy, bold, brazen, audacious, water level rise, salon, salons, hairdresser, hairdressers, hair salon, hair salons, stylist, stylists, hairstyle, hairstyles
'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'
'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'
A snowman in a snow glob melts.
"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."
'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, snow, snowy, snowing, snows, snowed, masseuse, bad idea, cold, colder, colds, warm up, warming up, warmed up, warms up, relax, relaxing, melt, melted, melting, melts, ice, icey, iced, good idea, freeze, frozen, froze, freezing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, atmosphere, atmospheres, atmospheric, cold, cool, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, melt, melts, melting, melted, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevented, prevention, preventions, stack, stacks, stacking, stacked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:dali, salvador dali, baby, babies, expect, expecting, expects, surreal, surrealism, reality, realist, realistically, realism, clock, clocks, melt, melting, classic, classical, classic art, classical art, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, pun, puns, punny, punning, word play, word-play, play on words, reality, reality tv, television, television show, reality tv show
Salvador Dali's cats.
"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
Tags:global warming, climate change, hot weather, destination, destination vacation, destination vacations, vacation, vacations, vacationing, icecap, icecaps, melt, melts, melting, glacier, glaciers, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, beachfront, beachfront property, beachfront properties, beach, beaches, polar, polar ice, antarctica, antarctic, arctic, vacation, vacations, vacationing, north pole, south pole