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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, winter, winters, spring, springs, player, players, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, basket, baskets, hoop, hoops, attacker, attackers, global warming, warm, warms, warming, warmed, season, seasons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, melt, melts, melting, melted, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, ice cube, ice cubes, snow, snows, snowy, sun, suns, sunny, desperate, desperation, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Cheese of the Week: Brie
Tags:brie, cheese, gourmet, cheese lover, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, delivery, deliver, delivered, delivers, mail, mailman, mail order, mail orders, post, postal, posted, postal order, post order, slot, through the slot, through the door, melted cheese, grilled cheese, grill, melt, melting, grills, mess, messes, messy
"You've been listening to the mellow sound of Station EZZZ."
"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
"Don't worry. He won't last long."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, melt, melting, melted, retail, retailer, retailers, customer service, employee, employees, employment, mall, malls, shopping, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, department store, department stores, clothing store, clothing stores, fashion, clothes, clothing, coworker, coworkers
"Looking back, it was probably a mistake to disregard global warming after the winter of 2014."
Tags:global warming, cold winter, cold winters, climate change, mistake, mistakes, climate denier, climate deniers, denial, denialism, climate, weather, ignorant, ignorance, ice cap, ice caps, melt, melts, melting, ozone, ozone layer, look back, looks back, looking back, hindsight, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, future
'Just great! He was our only suspect!'
'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'
'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'
A snowman in a snow glob melts.
"Dam it, the radiator's been working!"
'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, snow, snowy, snowing, snows, snowed, massage, masseuse, bad idea, cold, colder, colds, warm up, warming up, warmed up, warms up, relax, relaxing, melt, melted, melting, melts, ice, icey, iced, good idea, freeze, frozen, froze, freezing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, atmosphere, atmospheres, atmospheric, cold, cool, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, melt, melts, melting, melted, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevented, prevention, preventions, stack, stacks, stacking, stacked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:dali, salvador dali, baby, babies, expect, expecting, expects, surreal, surrealism, reality, realist, realistically, realism, clock, clocks, melt, melting, classic, classical, classic art, classical art, spin off, spin-off, spoof, spoofed, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, pun, puns, punny, punning, word play, word-play, play on words, reality, reality tv, television, television show, reality tv show
Salvador Dali's cats.
"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
Tags:global warming, climate change, hot weather, destination, destination vacation, destination vacations, vacation, vacations, vacationing, icecap, icecaps, melt, melts, melting, glacier, glaciers, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, beachfront, beachfront property, beachfront properties, beach, beaches, polar, polar ice, antarctica, antarctic, arctic, vacation, vacations, vacationing, north pole, south pole
Tags:suburb, suburbs, suburban, suburban life, underwater, sea level, sea levels, sea level rise, ocean level, ocean levels, rise, rises, rising, global warming, environmental disaster, environmental catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophes, everyday life, pollute, pollutes, polluting, polluter, polluters, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, greenhouse gasses, greenhouse effect, iceberg, icebergs, melt, melts, melting
"The oceans rose another quarter inch this year."
Tags:ocean rise, ocean rises, ocean rising, sea level, sea levels, sea level rise, sea level rising, global warming, climate change, measure, measures, measurement, property, beachfront property, property value, property values, melt, melts, melting, rise, rises, rising, beach, beaches, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
'This heartburn is killing me.'
Snow man on an ice water drip.
Superhero Eye Test
Tags:superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eye tests, vision, x-ray, x-ray vision, eye chart, eye-chart, eye-charts, eye charts, heat ray, heat rays, burn, burnt, burning, melt, melted, melting