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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
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"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"
"Don't worry. He won't last long."
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One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
"I want something sassy but easy to take care of if the ice caps melt."
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'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'
'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
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'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, atmosphere, atmospheres, atmospheric, cold, cool, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, melt, melts, melting, melted, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevented, prevention, preventions, stack, stacks, stacking, stacked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Salvador Dali's cats.
Superhero Eye Test
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'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'
'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"
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"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"
Snowman Hot Yoga
'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'
"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"
"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"
'You have too much salt in your diet.'
'I've put on a lot of weight, but I'll lose it all in the Spring.'
'If you don't start exercising more, you'll turn into slush.'