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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
Tags:basketball, basket ball, snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, winter, winters, spring, springs, player, players, melt, melts, melting, melted, snow, snows, snowy, snowed, basket, baskets, hoop, hoops, attacker, attackers, global warming, warm, warms, warming, warmed, season, seasons, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, melt, melts, melting, melted, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, ice cube, ice cubes, snow, snows, snowy, sun, suns, sunny, desperate, desperation, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"
"Don't worry. He won't last long."
Tags:snowman, snowmen, melt, melting, melted, retail, retailer, retailers, customer service, employee, employees, employment, mall, malls, shopping, shopping center, shopping centers, shopping centre, shopping centres, department store, department stores, clothing store, clothing stores, fashion, clothes, clothing, coworker, coworkers
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'
'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, snow, snowy, snowing, snows, snowed, massage, masseuse, bad idea, cold, colder, colds, warm up, warming up, warmed up, warms up, relax, relaxing, melt, melted, melting, melts, ice, icey, iced, good idea, freeze, frozen, froze, freezing, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
Tags:icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, ice-cream, ice-creams, atmosphere, atmospheres, atmospheric, cold, cool, freeze, freezes, freezing, frozen, melt, melts, melting, melted, prevent, prevents, preventing, prevented, prevention, preventions, stack, stacks, stacking, stacked, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Salvador Dali's cats.
Superhero Eye Test
Tags:superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eye tests, vision, x-ray, x-ray vision, eye chart, eye-chart, eye-charts, eye charts, heat ray, heat rays, burn, burnt, burning, melt, melted, melting
'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'
'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'
"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"
Tags:melt, melts, sad, sadder, museum, museums, tragic, horrible, melted, ruin, ruined, wax museum, wax museums, underfunded, underfunding, fund, funds, funding, museum, museums, museum sector, benefactor, benefactors, exhibit, exhibits, exhibited, poor, art, artistic, uneconomic, funded, artistic, deficient, on the brink, sponsor, sponsors, sponsored, philanthropist, philanthropy, in need
"Captain, this Brie is totally out of control!"
'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'
"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"
"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"
'You have too much salt in your diet.'
'I've put on a lot of weight, but I'll lose it all in the Spring.'
'If you don't start exercising more, you'll turn into slush.'
Welcome to the North Pole
Tags:global warming, north pole, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, holidaying, vacationing, sustainable tourism, sustainable tourist, sustainable tourists, sea level, sea levels, ocean level, ocean levels, dry, dries, drying, dry out, drying out, desert, desert, climate change, ice level, ice levels, ice, melt, melts, melting, melted
Snowmen in denial
"It looks like we can't expect much in the way of benign guidance."
Tags:aliens, alien, martian, martians, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, flying saucer, flying saucers, spaceship, spaceships, motherboard, mothership, alien takeover, attack, attacked, destruction, destroy, destroyed, melt, melted, melting, death, dead, dying, mass murder, abduction, abducting, evil, alternate universe, parallel universe, fantasy, fantasies, nightmare, sci-fi, sci fi, science, science fiction
"Where do you see yourself when the hot weather hits?"
Tags:hiring, hire, hires, employment agency, employment agencies, employment, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interview question, interview questions, snowman, snowmen, winter, winter season, end of winter, melt, melts, melting, melted, warm weather, global warming, climate change, temp, temps, work temp, work temps, future, hot weather