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'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'
"The Smiths just got back from Florida."
"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."
Frosty, the Golden Years
"I once dropped my cousin on a hotplate, just to watch him melt."
"Now, maybe you'll see why I want the thermostat kept below 32 degrees."
"Has anyone seen Derek?"
"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"
"Do you think teaching him fire building is a good idea?"
"Careful. This guys packin' heat..."
"Arrrgh. . . I can't feel my legs anymore!"
Dog pees on outraged snowman
"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"
"There was someone else but he just ... melted away."
"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"
"Damn it Alice. You're the one who said you wanted a hairdryer for Christmas!!"
Snow People in Love. . .
"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"
"It was a brand new oven too."
"Things are really heating up between us. We need to break up."