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'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
"On your mark, get set, go!"
'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'
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"May I be excused to go to the fridge?"
One day, after forgetting to pay his air conditioning, Dali's life took a remarkable turn.
"Looking back, it was probably a mistake to disregard global warming after the winter of 2014."
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'Just great! He was our only suspect!'
'You wanted a dog. You walk him!'
A snowman in a snow glob melts.
'My goodness, what's taking George so long, he's been in the restroom for a half hour!'
'Maybe a massage wasn't a good idea after all.'
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"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."
'The cold air in the upper atmosphere keeps the top layers from melting.'
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Salvador Dali's cats.
Tags:suburb, suburbs, suburban, suburban life, underwater, sea level, sea levels, sea level rise, ocean level, ocean levels, rise, rises, rising, global warming, environmental disaster, environmental catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophes, everyday life, pollute, pollutes, polluting, polluter, polluters, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gases, greenhouse gasses, greenhouse effect, iceberg, icebergs, melt, melts, melting
"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."
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"The oceans rose another quarter inch this year."
Tags:ocean rise, ocean rises, ocean rising, sea level, sea levels, sea level rise, sea level rising, global warming, climate change, measure, measures, measurement, property, beachfront property, property value, property values, melt, melts, melting, rise, rises, rising, beach, beaches, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism
'This heartburn is killing me.'
'How is the detox going?'
'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'
Mrs. Frosty Has A Hot Flash.
'Could you cut down the CO2? The ice is getting a bit thin.'