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"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"
"How about this: you don't take our order by memory and we won't forget to tip?"
How Not to Remember Names
Animal and Human Memory
I can't remember the last time I had to memorize something
"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."
"Memorizing the multiplication table is NOT brainwashing!"
'I put all the important stuff up there. He likes to know it off the top of his head.'
When association-based memory techniques fail.
"In conclusion, the Australian pelican has the longest beak of all birds...up to 12 inches...uh, I mean, 16...wait...18 inches! Whew! I have my presentation memorized forward and backward."
"You have the memory of an elephant!"
'I'm a kid...I'm not a floppy disk!'
"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."