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Eternal Reward For Men Whose Wives Talk Too Much...
Arguments Won: Her and Him.
'You want me take ANOTHER shower? I took one of those last week!'
'Yes, very. Lance even more jerky, however...'
'Men pack. Women move.'
'Women pick things up! We take action! We can't stand to see a ball just sitting there in our court collecting dust!'
'Men order. . . women shop.'
'I know we met only an hour ago, but I feel like we've known each other for years. That's how long it usually takes for a man to be able to infuriate me.'
The Eternal Consequence for Men Not Putting the Seat Down...
'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'
'Just because my friend is dating your sister doesn't mean I'm going to pry into the specifics of their relationship.'
"It says women sleep a half hour a night longer than men."
'You had lunch with Phil today?'
'I control the board.'
'The old one fell apart.'
"Why is it okay if they deliberately leave it down, but if we accidentally leave it vertical it's an unforgiveable sin?"
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'It would never work. I'm from Venus, you're from Mars.'
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'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'
"Here's why men are so competitive with us - they know we're going to outlive them."
"Spare me the details of that sex equality stuff, Otto...I'm superior to you period."
"You have to let them win once in a while. Otherwise they are terrible to live with."
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'And that, in a nutshell, is why men don't understand women.'
"You probably know that, in order to develop the theory of relativity I used only 15% of my brain...With the remaining 85% I tried to understand women...AND I FAILED!"