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'We got here too late. All his fizz is gone!'
'It's Artie from Accounting. Apparently he was trying to cover his rear, watch his back, bury his head in the sand and balance the books, when something just SNAPPED!'
'Mr. De Vries is still busy... Coffee?'
"I gave and I gave, until there was nothing left to give."
'You have clearly been under enormous stress.'
"Lately, everything has been getting on his nerves, Doctor. The credit people, the flooded basement, Mother's complaining about not getting enough zinc, Jimmy Carter. . ."
'Oh, you're crazy, I'm crazy, WE'RE ALL CRAZY!'
"The good news is your husband is covered by insurance....The bad news is he suffered a mental breakdown from the registration process."
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"I know...I'm a wreck-tangle."
"You're at the top of the list, Mr. Stewart, and you'll be immediately notified the moment there's an available womb for you to crawl back into."
"If you were slipping inexorably into psychosis, you'd tell me, wouldn't you?"
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'No, I'm not having car trouble-I just needed a shoulder to cry on.'
'Then he said I could either quit or be fired. That's when I fired.'
"I assure you, Chuck is completely stable – no need to question his sanity. Nope, perfectly fine. Better than fine – great! Chuck is doing great. Now onto the quarterly report."
Frederick had a mental breakdown, Sadly, the recall letter from the software manufacturer arrived three days too late,
After 30 years at his post without a break, everybody figured it was just a cry for help.
"Shall I put that down as a 'Don't Know' then?"
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"When we get to the meeting, you break down the major points of our proposed strategy, while I focus on having a breakdown."
"No dear, Bin Day is Thursday."
"I'm so sorry sir. It would appear there are only so many times a human can say: 'Do you want fries with that?' before they snap."
'That's impossible! He left for work hours ago.'
'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'
"... and the next speaker will be our out-going president."
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'How long have you been having panic attacks?'
'Another rough day, sir? Can I give you a little push to the elevator?'