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'Your fear of being publicly exposed as a fraud is a stress-related disorder called 'Imposter Syndrome.' It's common among people in high-profile authority positions, and, of course, in actual phonies like you!'
"I'd say your psychoses are ten percent contained."
Tags:psychoses, psychosis, mental disorder, mental disorders, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, rude, impolite, insulting, insult, insults, unprofessional, mental illness, mentally ill
"They meet here twice a week - they call themselves 'Neurotics anonymous'!"
From the tournament of neuroses parade
'Ok, so far, so good. Now I'm going to expose only one eye this time to a different picture. It's time to confront your fears, Frank. I know you can do this.'
'My personalities are threatening to split.'
Tags:senseless, absurd, dumb, statements, statement, illogical, dry humour, dry humor, medical, therapy, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychotherapy, counselling, counselor, communication, personalities, multiple personality disorder, multiple personalities, multiple, personality, mental disorder, shrink
"To have a split personality Roger, you need to have at least one to start off with!"
"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."
'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'
'I'm worried about Joe. He's chirping to himself again.'
"Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're the one with the biochemical imbalance."
Tags:entertainment, theatre, medical, fitness, science, biochemical imbalance, biochemical imbalances, chemical imbalance, chemical imbalances, bipolar, bipolar disorder, mental disorder, mental disorders, mental illness, mentally ill, unbalanced, comedy, comedy mask, drama, drama mask, biochemistry, mankoff
Bi-polar bear: 'Woo hoo! I feel great! On the other hand...life is essentially bleak...'
'And then one fine day, self hears self talking to self about self, and all hell breaks loose.'
"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
Tags:attention deficit disorder, doctors, crazy, doctors & patients, medical, trends, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychiatrist, attention, short attention span, short attention spans, attention span, attention spans, modern life, modern world, modern worlds, modern living, mental disorder, mental disorders, learning disability, learning disabilities, learning disabled, mankoff
'He has a variant of Tourette's Syndrome that's been around since the Middle Ages.'
"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."
Tags:psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapy, mental health, therapist, therapists, mental health, mental state, disorder, mental disorder, mental disorders, bipolar, bipolar disorder, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, brother, brothers, patient, patients, competition, competitive, competitiveness, medicine
'That doctor is an idiot and I'm getting nothing out of these visits! Look forward to coming back next week!'
Vertigo Therapy Clinic has a dizzying revolving door.
'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'
'I had multiple personalities.'
Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.
The voices in Gavin's head migrate to his elbow.
Sitting Disorder Clinic.
How conspiracy theories start...
'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'