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'Your fear of being publicly exposed as a fraud is a stress-related disorder called 'Imposter Syndrome.' It's common among people in high-profile authority positions, and, of course, in actual phonies like you!'
"I'd say your psychoses are ten percent contained."
Tags:psychoses, psychosis, mental disorder, mental disorders, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling, rude, impolite, insulting, insult, insults, unprofessional, mental illness, mentally ill
"They meet here twice a week - they call themselves 'Neurotics anonymous'!"
'Two black eyes. Solitary. Lethargic. Definitely in the DSM-V.'
'Relax, it's purely a seasonally affected disorder.'
"Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're the one with the biochemical imbalance."
Tags:entertainment, theatre, medical, fitness, science, biochemical imbalance, biochemical imbalances, chemical imbalance, chemical imbalances, bipolar, bipolar disorder, mental disorder, mental disorders, mental illness, mentally ill, unbalanced, comedy, comedy mask, drama, drama mask, biochemistry, mankoff
Bi-polar bear: 'Woo hoo! I feel great! On the other hand...life is essentially bleak...'
"Excuse me, Doc, my attention wandered. What type of deficit disorder did you say I had?"
Tags:attention deficit disorder, doctors, crazy, doctors & patients, medical, trends, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychiatrist, attention, short attention span, short attention spans, attention span, attention spans, modern life, modern world, modern worlds, modern living, mental disorder, mental disorders, learning disability, learning disabilities, learning disabled, mankoff
"I just found out a hacker stole my identity crisis."
"The imaginary people keep telling me that I'm crazy..."
Tags:psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, doctor, patient, therapist, mental state, mental illness, mental illnesses, doctor, craziness, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, imagination, imaginations, psychiatry, doctors, patients, therapy, therapists, office visits, imaginary people, crazy, mental health, mental disorders
'I just can't shake the feeling that there's a bigger world out there somewhere.'
'He has a variant of Tourette's Syndrome that's been around since the Middle Ages.'
Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.
Tags:germaphobe, germaphobes, germaphobic, germ, germaphobics, germaphobia, mysophobia, verminophobia, bacillophobia and bacteriophobia, germophobic, germophobics, germophobe, germophobes, germophobia, phobias, germs, dirt, clean, sanitation, sanitary, mental disorders, ocd, obsessive, obsessive-compulsive, technology, maps, kiosk, kiosks, transport, travel, commuting, commuters, city maps, subway, city subways, city transportation, city life, computers, touchscreen
"My brother is always trying to one-up me. As soon as I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder he said he had tripolar disorder."
Tags:psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, therapy, mental health, therapist, therapists, mental health, mental state, disorder, mental disorder, mental disorders, bipolar, bipolar disorder, sibling rivalry, sibling rivalries, brother, brothers, patient, patients, competition, competitive, competitiveness, medicine
'That doctor is an idiot and I'm getting nothing out of these visits! Look forward to coming back next week!'
Vertigo Therapy Clinic has a dizzying revolving door.
'This one's quite popular with the restless leg crowd.'
Jeff goes through a breakup with a multiple personality patient.
'I had multiple personalities.'
'That is bothering me FAR more than it should.'
'No matter what I try, it seems that I just keep coming back to the same place in my life.'
Remember when a sin was a sin and not a psychological disorder?
Told you...Nonsense compulsive disorder.
'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'
'I've got good news and bad news... you're bi-polar.'