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"Each to each, I always say! Share and share alike! I take pride in my cuisine, but at the same time I am willing to divvy up household chores with a wife. Say, a wife named Irma. That is, if Irma shares as breadwinner! I'll do the cooking! We'll split th
"Well, by golly, you may have a creditable defense after all."
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"I'm beginning to think he's crazier than I am."
"You are so organized!"
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"'Completely insane' is still a relative term."
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A depressed artist imagines a drawing, but it turns black.
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I Look Really Sad
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"Of course you're going to be depressed if you keep comparing yourself with successful people."
"I'd say your psychoses are ten percent contained."
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"Hello. My name is Maury, and I'm going to be your crazy person today."
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"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."
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'When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts.'
"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."
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"Being a retriever, donna, has nothing to do with being anal retentive."
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"They're going to put you away if you don't stop acting like this."
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"With people's busy schedules these days, it's a wonder they all can find the time to be out to get me."
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"Right!...so after the articles on Iraq, Afghanistan and the threat of terrorist bombings I want 5 pages on the dangers of letting people with mental health issues roam our streets..."
Keeping violence off our streets: "But I didn't DO anything!" "The mad b****rds should all be locked UP!"
He's obviously depressed,let's label him and see if several years of unemployment and poor relationships helps his condition.
I thought we'd look at reducing your medication and replacing it with eight hugs a day before and after meals.
As you can see from his violent resistance to being injected with a cocktail of psychotropic drugs, the patient is clearly ill.
It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers'these days - put this one on instead.
Make him take about 16 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!
He has visions of world peace, he hears angels,he's mad, bring me drugs!