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A diner menu offers things you can eat: your words, your hat, crow, and my dust.
"This may take a minute as my mom's menu options have changed."
Our menu has changed. To hear this message again, press 1. To hang up, press 2.
Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes
Happy Meals for Grown Ups
"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."
'Welcome to the sounds of the ocean. Listen carefully as our menu options have changed. To continue in Spanish, press one now...'
"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."
Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.
"If you'd like to hear the options again, curse in any language."
"Tonight's prix-fixe meme features something crunchy, followed by something leafy, then chewy, then meaty, and finally something sugary."
"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."
"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"
"Please listen carefully as our menu may have changed."
"The special of the day is menus."