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The long-awaited technologic convergence of the communications industry.
'Relax, I'm from the IRS. Death and taxes have merged.'
'There HAS been a merger, but it's NOT the one I'd hoped for.'
'As you know, some details of the new merger have yet to be resolved.'
'That's scary! Death, taxes and the smiley-face symbol have merged into a super-agency?'
'As far as I'm concerned, the only thing this merger has going for it is the approval of the S.E.C.'
'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'
'After the hunting and gathering divisions merged, I was downsized and had nothing to do. That's when I invented the wheel.'
'In an unexpected development today, the National Organization for Women merged with the Teamsters....'
Business executive on phone: 'Oh!...Your people are my people? Well, that should make things a lot simpler.'
'Our cell phone providers merged, so we decided to tie the knot too.'
'Mommy, you'll never guess what. My hi-tech start-up just merged with a Fortune 500 company.'
'Bookstore giants discussed a merger, but borders objected to the name 'Barnes,& Noble without borders'.'
'First, I'd like to welcome the presidents of the two internet networking companies that just merged with us.'
'Our acquisitions department accidentally took over a third world country.'
'This was inevitable with more government interventions.'
'They're mine from a previous merger.'
'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'
'Sorry, J.B., but I never merge after a first meeting.'
'Bernholdt, Fenton and Meyers - mergers, acquisitions, hedge funds and feng shui.'
'This is our merger plan.'
'We can solve our problem with a merger, a government bailout, or actually producing something worth selling...'
'Does this streamlining mean we'll have to give up the sock puppets?'