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Bank 'n' Burger
"I always cry at mergers."
Tags:business, businesses, company, companies, corporation, corporations, employee, employees, worker, workers, businessman, businessmen, businesswoman, businesswomen, consolidation, consolidations, merger, mergers, cry, crying, wedding, weddings, union, unions, ceremony, ceremonies, emotional, office, offices, office life
Company Merges/Major Layoffs/We Go Belly Up. . .
Merger at 28th and Lex
"In a controversial move today, the State of Rhode Island made a tender offer for the State of New Jersey."
"Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato—how can I help you?"
Clip 'n' Send Cards for Lockheed and Martin Marietta
Tags:card, cards, military-industrial complex, military-industrial complexes, greeting card, greeting cards, weapon, weapons, weapons manufacturer, weapons manufacturers, weapons manufacturing, merger, mergers, corporate merger, corporate mergers, card, cards, card company, card companies, defense company, defense companies, national security, warmonger, warmongers, warmongering
"Someday, son, all this will belong to Bill Gates."
Tags:bill gates, technology company, computer company, big business, corporate culture, big businesses, corporate takeover, corporate takeovers, merger, mergers, capitalism, family business, family businesses, silicon valley, inheritance, rapacious, business reputation, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, business, corporate, takeover, takeovers
Coffee and a Kick in the Pants (formerly Tea and Sympathy)
'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'
"Do you, Scofield Industries, take Amalgamated Pipe?"
Tags:merger, mergers, business men, business man, business person, business people, business woman, business women, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, businesswomen, businesswoman, weddings, wedding, wedding vow, wedding vows, getting married, vow, vows, business merger, business mergers, company, companies, corporation, corporations, acquisition, acquisitions, modern life, capitalism
'Can't you see? This isn't a real offer! They're just tossing us a bone!'
'Well, for two companies with such different corporate cultures, I think the merger's going surprisingly well!'
Prison Cell: Mearn, Gingham & Wickerman
Tags:white collar crime, white collar crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, merger, mergers, company, companies, firm, firms, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, gaol, gaols, advertising, law firm, law firms, convict, convicts, business opportunity, business opportunities
'No more mergers until I get this one cleaned up.'
Death and Taxes
Tags:irs, i.r.s., internal revenue service, tax, taxes, taxation, money, tax office, tax offices, taxman, taxmen, audit, audits, auditing, government, governments, politics, death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, death and taxes, merger, mergers, inescapable
'If you ask me, someone needs to tell Mergers and Acquisitions to cool it for a while!'
"Today, gentlemen, we trade in the brute force of the T. Rex for the cunning of the raptor."
Tags:t. rex, tyrannosaurus, tyrannosaurus rex, combine, combines, combining, corporate merger, corporate mergers, merger, mergers, board room, boardroom, boardroom meeting, boardroom meetings, board room meeting, board room meetings, corporate power, corporate culture, corporate terminology, manager, managers, management, upper management, juvenile
'This contract proposal needs more work. I'm not experiencing any twinges of guilt over it.'
Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"
Tags:shop, shops, store, stores, front window, front windows, storefront, storefronts, display window, display windows, business, businesses, coffee, java, cafe, cafes, book, books, literature, net, internet, online, computer, computers, nosh, food, sign, signs, new business, new businesses, merger, mergers, technology, change, changing with the times, progress, modern life
"I told you negotiations would be more fun without a battery of lawyers."
Tags:arm wrestle, arm wrestles, arm wrestling, arm wrestler, arm wrestlers, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, business deal, business deals, chaos, chaotic, professionalism, unprofessional, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, merger, mergers, business talk, business talks, business meeting, business meetings
"It's all part of the terms of the merger."
"We're a cable giant, you're a cable giant."
Tags:board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, tv, television, cable, cable network, cable networks, cable tv, cable television, tv broadcaster, tv broadcasters, tv broadcasting, television broadcaster, television broadcasters, television broadcasting, corporation, corporations, corporate giant, corporate giants, buzzword, buzzwords, business talk, business speak, merger, mergers, modern life, modern times
"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."
Tags:business man, business men, businessman, merger, mergers, business deal, business deals, business jargon, contract, contracts, business contract, business contract, fine print, the fine print, small print, the small print, confusing, confusion, business men, business person, business people, businessperson, con, cons, insurer, insurers, insurance company, insurance companies, modern life