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"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."
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'After crab-cheese canapes, Brazilian fish chowder...'
'Yeah, it's wine, and it's also why there's a 50-year waiting list to coach football in Napa Valley.'
'Well obviously I'd be thrilled with a merlot or some jelly, but there's always raisin bran as a safety net.'
"This one's rubbish as well."
'Dagnabit, stranger! Is you sayin' I don't know the difference between a cabernet sauvignon, and a merlot?!!'
Varietals are the spice of life!
"So he turned water into wine. It was a pedestrian, generic merlot."
"You too, Merlot?"
"Pierre, this is the third time this week you've fallen in."
"...and I'll have the Chilean Merlot - shaken, not stirred."
"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."
"...and I'll have a glass of the house Merlot -- shaken, not stirred."
'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'
"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."
'My glass may be half full, but my bottle is always half empty.'
"If it's all the same to you, I'll wait for a Merlot and she'll have Sauterne."
"Would you like to see the wine list?"
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'A Merlot? A Cab? If I had known there would be this many red wines, when I created the Earth, I would have made it smaller.'
'It's Jack's homemade Merlot - care for a scoop?'
'They were all out of myrrh.'
'If the 750ml and th 375ml of the '82 Beaumont are too pricey, how about their Merlot-scented auto air freshener? -- Only 99 cents.'
'It will never work between us, Charles. I'm merlot, cabernet, chardonnay and pinot noir. You're a wine cooler.'