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"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."
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'Well obviously I'd be thrilled with a merlot or some jelly, but there's always raisin bran as a safety net.'
Varietals are the spice of life!
"So he turned water into wine. It was a pedestrian, generic merlot."
"You too, Merlot?"
"...and I'll have the Chilean Merlot - shaken, not stirred."
"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."
"...and I'll have a glass of the house Merlot -- shaken, not stirred."
"The difference between a great guy and a total loser? I'd say it's about this much Merlot."
"If it's all the same to you, I'll wait for a Merlot and she'll have Sauterne."
'They were all out of myrrh.'
'It will never work between us, Charles. I'm merlot, cabernet, chardonnay and pinot noir. You're a wine cooler.'
'It's Eau de Merlot. If it weren't for this, I never would have met your father.'
Zombie Zin: The Red of the Dead
'I made the mistake of redoing the house in Limousin oak, right before Jack decided to start barrel aging his merlot.'
'I'll leave it entirely to you...as long as it's a red...for exactly $20...from Napa...made from Merlot...2006 vintage...'
Waiting for Merlot
"Teaching him to use a knife and fork was easy but he still can't tell a Merlot from a Chianti!"
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"Sure we follow you because you're the Messiah, but it doesn't hurt that you conjure up a kick-ass Galilee merlot."
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"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"