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"What about selling drugs to the rich and keeping the money for ourselves?"
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"All right, switch to Plan B - rob from the poor and make ourselves rich."
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"Henceforth, we steal from the rich and provide incentives to help the poor steal for themselves."
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'About this deduction for robbing the rich and giving it to the poor...'
"Don't you just hate spam mail?"
"Mom, Dad, I'm merry."
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'Ok, so first we take from the rick, keep 95% for admin costs, fees and other expenses and then give what's left to the poor.'
"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."
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Robin Hood wished his men were a bit less merry.
"He took from the rich and gave to the poor? You mean like the IRS?"
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'The Merry Men are NOT groupies!'
"Good news, Men. when we give money to the poor now, it will qualify for federal matching funds."
Robin Hood and his very merry men.
'Right lads - we need to be mindful of political correctness, so from now on we rob from the comfortable, and give to the moderately impoverished.'
Grumpy old merry men.
"One day I just woke up and thought to myself...sod the poor!"
"Do the math, Robin, you're the only one around here with a girlfriend...of course were all merry."
"Bloody telemarketers! Always when you're just sitting down for dinner."
'If it's going to charity, then I want a receipt.'
'I just saw the quarterly sales...and I'm not merry.'
'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'
'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'